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This year will likely be most remembered for the historic presidential election, the global credit crunch and the Beijing Olympics. But in addition to these noteworthy events, 2008 also brought a fresh collection of amusing, humorous and downright bizarre resume and cover letter mistakes.

Here's a lighthearted look back at our favorite "Resumania" examples from the last 12 months:

"EDUCATION: Studied public rations."

Thankfully, the economy isn't that bad.

COVER LETTER: "Hire me today and take advantage of a diamond in the ruff!"

A candidate who's still rough around the edges.

"JOB DUTIES: Interior Designer. Give interiors a faselift."

This resume also needs a makeover.

Grammatical errors and spelling slipups weren't the only problems we came across. Many job seekers faltered by including extraneous information in their application materials:

"ADDITIONAL SKILLS: I can make bubble-gum popping noises without bubble gum."

That gives us something to chew on.

COVER LETTER: "In 2005, I became interested in computers. So I built one that best suited my needs. When I say I built it, I mean I bought it."

Thanks for the confession.

"FOREIGN LANGUAGE SKILLS: Barely enough French to keep myself fed in a French village for a week."

He survived on nothing but fries and toast.

Hiring managers prefer resumes that are clear and concise. This job seeker was too verbose:

COVER LETTER: "I am not pedantic but embrace any occasion to nurture my edification, and I champion the prodigious accolades of verisimilitude expertise your clients desire."

If you say so.

And, finally, we're still confused by the reference this applicant listed:

"REFERENCES: Yoda."

Han Solo must have been unavailable.

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